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aufhocker:

Yes, it’s FINALLY happening everyone. Now you, yes, YOU can have me, yes, ME, DRAW YOUR STUFF (within reason) at just the click of a button so I can live every day!


Just email me at AUFHOCKERART@GMAIL.COM with details, for details!

nnugatoryextravagance:

This has no right being this fucking funny

cafffine:

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

skeletonmaude:

thesmegalodon:

if you see a suspicious looking ford explorer and can’t tell if it’s an undercover cop or not, look for the roof rails

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these mfs

police model explorers don’t have them, the roof will be completely smooth other than possibly a fin or antenna at the back

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i’ve found it to be the quickest and easiest way to tell, once you know what you’re looking for

In addition to that, here are some things I look for when identifying the secret police:

- can you see through the windows? SP have very darkly tinted windows, but if you can catch the light correctly you’ll see they have the bars separating the back seat from the front. sometimes the extreme tint is an indicator by itself.

- does it have an odd addition to the driver side mirror? SP have hidden lights on their vehicles.

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- does it have any markings? check if it has stickers, dealership tags, or anything that can identify it. if you find something, youre in the clear! if its generic plates and nothing else its another indication of SP.

- does it have extra brake lights? can you see additional unlit lights? those are the police lights.

- this one is for up close, but the driver will be in uniform if they’re SP.

Stay safe folks.

your-fave-is-forklift-certified:

Settra the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra’s Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer of Redditras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri’s Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God’s Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek’s Lands, Breaker of Djaf’s Bonds, and so much more from Warhammer Fantasy is Forklift Certified

sephiramy:

radatav:

radatav:

This is a wizard I play in D&D. His name is Argyle Chudwell Wadsward IIII and he is an obnoxious noble who is one bad day away from becoming a supervillain. 

It was kind of a joke that he looked like Eggman, but events in the campaign has sort of put him on track to building a robot-golem army and maybe someday he can fly around in a magic bucket, here’s hoping.

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this is character development

estrogenesis-evangelion:

kalelraejepsen:

girlboss? no. girlworkers. girlunion. we have nothing to lose but our girlchains.

can we keep some of the girlchains for sex stuff

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beggars-opera:

panicedgannet:

beggars-opera:

I spent so much of my life romanticizing the Great and Powerful Enormity of the Sea, reading about the salt and the sweat of the sailors straining to haul the sails or anchor while dreading the monsters in the cold, icy deep fathoms below…and now you tell me that a fathom is only 6 feet deep -

Six feet is still more than enough for a grave.

Hi, that is the most metal addition you could have possibly made to this post

cum-villain:

“you cant get married platonically, marriage is about LOVE and COMMITMENT” yeah love for the bit commitment to the bit